I’m Kayla and stuff gets weird.The Life and Times of Awkward TurtleTumblr (3.0; @lifeandtimesofawkwardturtle)http://lifeandtimesofawkwardturtle.tumblr.com/whatkaylasays: i need this. my mom may or may not actually...<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9waerdI8V1qgx69qo1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://whatkaylasays.tumblr.com/post/30950833274/i-need-this">whatkaylasays</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>i need this.</p> </blockquote> <p>my mom may or may not actually send me this one instead omg</p> <p><a href="http://i.ebayimg.com/t/I-VOTE-FOR-JACK-JIM-JOSE-American-Apparel-TR408-Tri-Blend-Track-Tank-Top-/00/s/ODQ0WDcwMA==/%24T2eC16ZHJHoE9n3Kfu8WBP7+K828MQ~~60_57.JPG"><a href="http://i.ebayimg.com/t/I-VOTE-FOR-JACK-JIM-JOSE-American-Apparel-TR408-Tri-Blend-Track-Tank-Top-/00/s/ODQ0WDcwMA==/%24T2eC16ZHJHoE9n3Kfu8WBP7+K828MQ~~60_57.JPG">http://i.ebayimg.com/t/I-VOTE-FOR-JACK-JIM-JOSE-American-Apparel-TR408-Tri-Blend-Track-Tank-Top-/00/s/ODQ0WDcwMA==/$T2eC16ZHJHoE9n3Kfu8WBP7+K828MQ~~60_57.JPG</a></a></p>http://lifeandtimesofawkwardturtle.tumblr.com/post/30951765110http://lifeandtimesofawkwardturtle.tumblr.com/post/30951765110Wed, 05 Sep 2012 17:16:32 -0400Last night I pumped gas with a huge ash smear across my face. I also went into walmart with it, and on the way out harassed some rednecks.http://lifeandtimesofawkwardturtle.tumblr.com/post/22103573981http://lifeandtimesofawkwardturtle.tumblr.com/post/22103573981Sun, 29 Apr 2012 23:44:08 -0400Last night I hit 80 in a 55 racing a car I cut off... It was a cop. Out of district though, so I didn't go to jail.http://lifeandtimesofawkwardturtle.tumblr.com/post/22099217497http://lifeandtimesofawkwardturtle.tumblr.com/post/22099217497Sun, 29 Apr 2012 22:38:28 -0400Today I just realized I know tons of the freshmen in my excel class from when they were like... 7. I can't get the look of "what the fuck" off my face.http://lifeandtimesofawkwardturtle.tumblr.com/post/21647846531http://lifeandtimesofawkwardturtle.tumblr.com/post/21647846531Mon, 23 Apr 2012 11:02:02 -0400Since I cut my bangs, I always wear a big purple clip on them while they dry. Some days I forget to take it out before I leave. Oops.http://lifeandtimesofawkwardturtle.tumblr.com/post/21647881803http://lifeandtimesofawkwardturtle.tumblr.com/post/21647881803Mon, 23 Apr 2012 11:01:25 -0400Pretty sure every douchebag in my life charts my periods, waits until I'm PMSing, and then commits their acts of douchebaggery.<p>EVERY FUCKING TIME. What is this shit?</p>http://lifeandtimesofawkwardturtle.tumblr.com/post/21554941215http://lifeandtimesofawkwardturtle.tumblr.com/post/21554941215Sun, 22 Apr 2012 01:50:52 -0400Last night, I was asked if "my friend dates boys of color" by a tanked aquaintance.http://lifeandtimesofawkwardturtle.tumblr.com/post/21548481343http://lifeandtimesofawkwardturtle.tumblr.com/post/21548481343Sat, 21 Apr 2012 23:54:22 -0400Last night, I walked into a small party to see my younger siblings' friend taking shots. I said "I can't handle this" and she said "Hey girl... I didn't know you partied!"http://lifeandtimesofawkwardturtle.tumblr.com/post/21548448908http://lifeandtimesofawkwardturtle.tumblr.com/post/21548448908Sat, 21 Apr 2012 23:53:50 -0400One time, a coworker yelled "Kayla, it was nice having intercourse with you!"... In front of several people. This was not a coworker I had slept with, just one I had CONVERSED with. http://lifeandtimesofawkwardturtle.tumblr.com/post/21421789828http://lifeandtimesofawkwardturtle.tumblr.com/post/21421789828Fri, 20 Apr 2012 00:10:55 -0400people probably just think i think congress is spelt with a K. NO ONE GETS MY HUMOR.<p>U kno dat Logan gurl? She so dumbbbb</p>http://lifeandtimesofawkwardturtle.tumblr.com/post/21421149583http://lifeandtimesofawkwardturtle.tumblr.com/post/21421149583Thu, 19 Apr 2012 23:56:34 -0400Last night I had a dream about kissing a very, very platonic friend. Despite the hilariousness I know it would bring, I just can't talk about it.http://lifeandtimesofawkwardturtle.tumblr.com/post/21366249995http://lifeandtimesofawkwardturtle.tumblr.com/post/21366249995Wed, 18 Apr 2012 23:58:28 -0400today a very nice chinese woman at the nail salon kept telling me something and I still have no idea what she said.<p>But I bet you smiled and said “Yeah, I know!” anyway…</p>http://lifeandtimesofawkwardturtle.tumblr.com/post/21364374455http://lifeandtimesofawkwardturtle.tumblr.com/post/21364374455Wed, 18 Apr 2012 23:20:49 -0400This weekend I wore a Sublime shirt to an event at State. I said it might initiate conversation, my mother said "sure, but only with potheads."http://lifeandtimesofawkwardturtle.tumblr.com/post/21364315829http://lifeandtimesofawkwardturtle.tumblr.com/post/21364315829Wed, 18 Apr 2012 23:19:45 -0400Today I went to Walmart. The baskets were out, so I carried my stuff around in a large bowl instead.http://lifeandtimesofawkwardturtle.tumblr.com/post/21364180312http://lifeandtimesofawkwardturtle.tumblr.com/post/21364180312Wed, 18 Apr 2012 23:17:15 -0400Today I walked into the wrong classroom. I successfully avoided all eye contact with people, but then tripped over my own feet walking out.http://lifeandtimesofawkwardturtle.tumblr.com/post/21360787721http://lifeandtimesofawkwardturtle.tumblr.com/post/21360787721Wed, 18 Apr 2012 22:21:01 -0400One time a guy asked if Caitlin and I were together. I answered "yeah, we came here together." He said "oh, so you're lesbians!"http://lifeandtimesofawkwardturtle.tumblr.com/post/21320001240http://lifeandtimesofawkwardturtle.tumblr.com/post/21320001240Wed, 18 Apr 2012 07:15:32 -0400Today a woman at work told me taxes were the reason she didn't get child support. All I could do was make weird faces at the guy in line behind her.http://lifeandtimesofawkwardturtle.tumblr.com/post/21310515662http://lifeandtimesofawkwardturtle.tumblr.com/post/21310515662Wed, 18 Apr 2012 00:12:27 -0400Every time I tell an adult I'm going to NC State, they say "Oh! Were you just not interested in Carolina?" I think the look I give them conveys "IwaswaitlistedSHUTTHEHELLUP."http://lifeandtimesofawkwardturtle.tumblr.com/post/21310410954http://lifeandtimesofawkwardturtle.tumblr.com/post/21310410954Wed, 18 Apr 2012 00:10:03 -0400awkward turtle swimming away now, nevermind....<p>i edited a bit for clarification… omg.</p>http://lifeandtimesofawkwardturtle.tumblr.com/post/21310222630http://lifeandtimesofawkwardturtle.tumblr.com/post/21310222630Wed, 18 Apr 2012 00:05:49 -0400TC MONEY KNOCKED UP YOUR ENGLISH TEACHER?<p>WAT</p>http://lifeandtimesofawkwardturtle.tumblr.com/post/21310170685http://lifeandtimesofawkwardturtle.tumblr.com/post/21310170685Wed, 18 Apr 2012 00:04:42 -0400