i need this.
my mom may or may not actually send me this one instead omg
http://i.ebayimg.com/t/I-VOTE-FOR-JACK-JIM-JOSE-American-Apparel-TR408-Tri-Blend-Track-Tank-Top-/00/s/ODQ0WDcwMA==/$T2eC16ZHJHoE9n3Kfu8WBP7+K828MQ~~60_57.JPG
Tracks
Last night I pumped gas with a huge ash smear across my face. I also went into walmart with it, and on the way out harassed some rednecks.
Last night I hit 80 in a 55 racing a car I cut off… It was a cop. Out of district though, so I didn’t go to jail.
Today I just realized I know tons of the freshmen in my excel class from when they were like… 7. I can’t get the look of “what the fuck” off my face.
Since I cut my bangs, I always wear a big purple clip on them while they dry. Some days I forget to take it out before I leave. Oops.
Pretty sure every douchebag in my life charts my periods, waits until I’m PMSing, and then commits their acts of douchebaggery.
EVERY FUCKING TIME. What is this shit?
Last night, I was asked if “my friend dates boys of color” by a tanked aquaintance.
Last night, I walked into a small party to see my younger siblings’ friend taking shots. I said “I can’t handle this” and she said “Hey girl… I didn’t know you partied!”
One time, a coworker yelled “Kayla, it was nice having intercourse with you!”… In front of several people. This was not a coworker I had slept with, just one I had CONVERSED with.
everythinghasbeautydear-deactiv asked:
people probably just think i think congress is spelt with a K. NO ONE GETS MY HUMOR.U kno dat Logan gurl? She so dumbbbb
